KENTUT and its story..

A lady friend posted this on her wall. She claimed it being sent by her husband. I was totally disgustingly hilariously laughing sampai keluar air mata..
It's all about the kentuts.

Udin : Kentut dalam Bahasa Inggeris apa cikgu?
Cikgu : Wind of change.

Udin : Kentut yang tidak bunyi?

Cikgu : Sound of silence.

Udin : Kentut yang tak disengaja?
Cikgu : Careless whisper.

Udin : Kentut yang terhimpit?
Cikgu: Please release me.

Udin : Kentut yang bau sangat?
Cikgu : Killing me softly.

Udin : Kentut di malam hari?
Guru : Wonderfull tonight.

Udin : Orang yang sering kentut?
Cikgu: No body but you.

Happy Sunday everybody

Barakah day ahead..